Description: In a rush to leave the house, I grab my jeans and start to dress, only to discover a wet spot on one of the legs. I sniff the spot and, ew, its puppy pee! And its warm too, you JUST did this! Unbelievable, I let you out just a little while ago and these are my only pair of jeans. I don’t know much about puppy training, but I’ve heard I’m supposed to rub your face in it to teach you not to pee there again. I rub the warm wet spot all over your face - glad you peed now? There’s no way you’re staying out while I’m gone now, so I lock you in your crate. But that’s just the beginning, I’m NOT letting you out when I get home later. You’re gonna do your excited little puppy dance when I get back, barking excitedly, but you won’t have much room to move in that cage. And I’m sleeping ALONE tonight, no snuggling with your mommy. You’d better keep your crate nice and clean while I’m out and all through the night, because if I find another pee mess in the morning you are gonna get it SO BAD. Better hold your bladder tonight, maybe that’ll teach you a lesson.