Description: I'm sitting across from you on the couch, wearing a pink bra and black shiny pants. I'm feeling kind of horny and giggle, asking if you want to have sex with me. You tell me you're a virgin and at first I can't believe it - you're way too old to be a virgin. But you look so serious it must be true. I rescind my offer - we definitely WON'T be having any sex whatsoever. I had sex with a virgin once...when I was a virgin. But now, no way! I need a man who knows what he's doing, who can last longer than 10 seconds, and I'm afraid your virgin ass just won't cut it. You'd probably be better off paying a pro$titute to have sex with you because no woman will want to put herself through fucking a virgin. In face, she'd probably like it because it'd be over real quick. I laugh at your predicament. Good luck buddy!