Description: My boyfriend has been cheating on me, and I have joined forces with the girl he has been seeing behind my back. Little does he know, I’ve met her, and we’ve come together to seek revenge on the guy who has done both of us wrong. Our first step was going to the Internet to find out how to shrink him down the the tiniest size. Once he’s the size of our fingernails, we hold a fart contest to see who can knock him out first with farts overtaking his whole being. Our ass holes must appear just huge to him, and we are not holding anything back while saturating this tiny loser with our gas. We are pushing out our methane to give this zero what he deserves. Once he starts to choke at the smell, it’s not long before he’s unconscious. We decide to keep him around in my jewelry box to dream up more ways to give this cheater what he deserves.