Description: *FAN SUBMISSION* I've been farting so much lately, and it's kind of embarrassing! I found this product online called the fart absorber, and the package finally came... but when I opened it up, it was just a tiny little man inside! I'm guessing it's worth a shot, maybe if I stick this tiny little guy inside my panties he'll actually help absorb some of my toxic stinky gas. After I slide that tiny man inside my underwear, I let a nice airy fart loose, but I can still smell my putrid stink! Then, I realized I need to stick his little head right inside my tight asshole, then he'll probably eat the farts instead! Now, when I push out my ass stink, it doesn't smell nearly as horrible! Looks like this little man is doing a fantastic job of eating up all my disgustingly loud farts... this might be a perfect purchase after all!