Description: I don’t have the best news for you today. Your lab results are back, and I can see why you’ve been feeling like less of a man. Your sperm count is ridiculously low, and 80% of your sperm are immobile. Your case is pretty severe, your testosterone is also extremely low, and with these issues combined, I really only see one option for you. My professional opinion is that you should embrace your femininity, and I’m going to help you make that change. I’m prescribing regular estrogen injections which will speed up the process of what’s already happening to your body. Your body wants to be feminine, you can tell by the breast you’ve slowly been developing…. now I’m going to help it along.