Description: I know you were a bit nervous when I declared my Women’s Studies major, and after a few courses it turns out you had every reason to be. After reading the feminist classics, I now realize just how much undue power men have in this culture. Yet males are clearly the inferior sex - they may be bigger and stronger, but their main weakness is between their legs. I see you constantly sneaking off to the computer for a quick jerk session. Its like you have no control over that thing, it gets hard at nothing and once its erect you can’t help but masturbate to orgasm. You’re probably getting hard just looking at my ass now, aren’t you? I’m sick of it. Its time for a woman to take control, and that woman is me. Don’t bother running back to that computer anymore, I installed a filter to block out porn. Can’t sneak off to the bathroom with your phone either, I installed one there too. You think this means you’ll get more sex from me? Hardly. Was it ever good for me anyway, do you really think a woman can orgasm from just a few pumps before you blow your load? I bought a new long, thick dildo and an electric vibrator - I’m only going to be fucking one person from now on, and that’s myself. That leaves you and your ever-present hard-on in quite the predicament, doesn’t it?