Description: *FAN SUBMISSION* I'm running around getting ready for work in the morning, and I can't seem to find the milk in the fridge. You were supposed to pick up groceries but - as usual - you completely forgot. What the fuck, I'm so tired of handling everything myself around here! My morning gas comes at just the right time, as I'm telling you off the fart bubbles in my ass explode at the surface. I bend over and let loose a barrage of stinky farts in your face - maybe next time you won't forget my milk!