Description: My workout at the new gym did NOT go as planned! I'm going to tell you all about how gross and filthy the restroom toilet stalls were, but do you mind if I fart while I do it? Some of the nasty things from that bathroom must have followed me home because I am so gassy it's ridiculous! It's like I have to keep pausing my horrible story just to get out all my horrible parts! I've heard of being longwinded, but this is ridiculous!