Description: Whew! Kat Garcia and I have wiggled into our matching tight, shiny pants, and they are no match for the explosive farts we need to get out or else! I try to tell her about the new guy I’m seeing, but our gossip session is interrupted by our butt blasts. I figured why not have a funny fart contest? We kneel and lie in my comfy bed to see which of us can push out the most powerful poots. There’s nothing ladylike about the strident squawks we’re making! I love the sound Kat’s gassy ass makes and face quite a challenge to outdo her as we fill the room with our noxious noise.