Description: What’s the big deal about a text to a friend even if it includes suggestive pictures? I don’t think it’s a major issue, but try telling that to Silvia Rubi. She has me on total lockdown - in a cage an unable to escape. Nasty farts are the means of totally punishing me, and I cannot stand it! She just will not let it go and is being so weird. I am steadfast in my denial until finally, I just tell her what she wants to hear. Yeah, I texted another girl, but it was only one time and we were drunk. Hardly warrants this level of punishment!