Description: I’ve reviewed your application to work here at the National Security Agency and unfortunately you didn’t pass the background check. Your work history was fine, but your browser history was not. Don’t look so surprised, we know EVERYTHING that happens on the internet, of course we look at your search history before hiring. And based on your obsession with female domination porn, its clear you’re far less of a man than you act. We can’t have a person with such a strong weakness for controlling women working on classified projects - you’re far too easy to exploit and that would put our agency at risk. Not to mention, its wholly unappealing… But don’t worry, I know you’ve got a family to take care of and we won’t leave you out on a limb. I could use an assistant to do my bitch work -filing papers, massaging my sweaty stocking feet, serving as my human toilet paper… Have you ever used government-issued TP? Its like sandpaper. You don’t want this job? Okay…but if you don’t take it, your wife will soon know about your internet habits. Which would you prefer - being my personal slave or having your wife know you’re a total pervert AND complete loser for not being able to support your family? The choice is yours…