Description: I’m so nervous for my blind date – I can’t wait for him to get here! Well, when he does finally arrive, I get a huge surprise! This man, Kevin, doesn’t look anything like his online profile picture! He’s older, and balder, and uglier, too! I feel pretty pissed off, actually – how dare he! Well, now it’s time to give this guy what he deserves! I going to give him a hard kick to the balls, make him spread his legs, and bash his fucking balls until he learns better than to try to trick people into going out with him! This guy is gonna be sorry when I’m done with him! Kevin is a liar, and he better learn that he doesn’t even deserve to ever get laid. What he does deserve is to have his balls busted – which is exactly what I’m going to give him!