Description: Mary Jane Mayhem needs some help learning the inner workings of the digestive system, and I have devised a way for her to learn about the second half of the digestive process. Smells are tied to memory retention, so maybe if I have her sniff my ass while lecturing her on how our intestines work, she will actually remember it and do better on her upcoming test than the has in the past. While I patiently detail the functions of intestines, she has her nose right in my dirty ass to smell the exit for the food my body processes. Before we are finished, I’ll give her a little pop quiz to see if my unconventional teaching method works on my butt sniffing student.