Description: I have a super exciting first date, and I'm so nervous! I think my polka-dot halter top is perfect for a first date, and since I get super sweaty when I'm excited, I can easily wipe my sweat out of my armpits in this top. Smelling my own armpit stink makes me feel a little bit better when I'm nervous, so I slide my hands into my pits and get them nice and covered in my own sweaty smell -- then I take a big deep whiff of my hands. I like to inhale all that stink into my nostrils, nice and slow and enjoy the moment. Something about smelling your own pits is really relaxing, don't ya think? I don't want my date to smell all my stinky sweat, or see me doing it, so I better wipe it all off and enjoy my stink now before he gets here.