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Anal - Ass to Mouth with Shae Spreadz 05:22

Anal - Ass to Mouth with Shae Spreadz

Kinky Shae Spreadz transformed her conservative white boyfriend into a black butt plug, and she’s not going to let opportunity pass her by! She loves playing with him in her tight, little hole! She pushes it in and out and steals tastes when she br... 5073 views
Armpit Fetish - Osa Lovely's Creepy Personal Trainer Licks Her Pits 03:40

Armpit Fetish - Osa Lovely's Creepy Personal Trainer L...

Osa had a kinky idea, and when she lived the dream with her somewhat creepy personal trainer, the act resulted in a fit of laughter for sexy Ms. Lovely. After he’d used his tongue to lick some of her most personal parts, she wanted him to clean her... 14792 views
Ass Licking - Amber Cream Sits on Bad Date's Face 04:04

Ass Licking - Amber Cream Sits on Bad Date's Face

Amber Cream has more devious plans in mind when it comes to punishing her Internet date that showed up shorter than his dating profile stated and not well hung at all. She has farted in his face and made him smell it, but now she wants him licking he... 5110 views
Ass Licking - Amber Cream's Interview with Shae Spreadz for an Unconventional Job 04:36

Ass Licking - Amber Cream's Interview with Shae Spread...

Bespectacled boss Amber Cream continues her unconventional job interview with sweet perspective hire, Shae Spreadz. After an eager Shae has sniffed Amber’s black ass, it’s now time to test out her analingus skills! Shae must really need the money... 4940 views
Ass Licking - Cleaning Shae Spreadz's Sweaty Ass 04:26

Ass Licking - Cleaning Shae Spreadz's Sweaty Ass

Sweaty Shae Spreadz sat atop her guy’s face after she worked out, and he was made to sniff up her farts in addition to ingesting whiffs of the sweat that had collected on her pucker and on her gray shorts. Once she finishes farting, she needs her a... 4805 views
Ass Worship - Amber Cream Smothering Bad Date - Full Length Scene 17:03

Ass Worship - Amber Cream Smothering Bad Date - Full L...

How much can one guy handle? Amber Cream’s date disappointed her, and she is going to use her filthy ass to punish him with fart sniffing and eating before she proffers the ultimate insult, which is making him serve as her human toilet! Purchase th... 7238 views
Ebony Ass Worship - Gassy and Sweaty Shae Spreadz's Big, Beautiful Booty - Full Length Scene 08:35

Ebony Ass Worship - Gassy and Sweaty Shae Spreadz's Bi...

After a hardcore workout, Shae Spreadz is super sweaty, and instead of taking care of business in private, she sits on her man’s face and flings farts in the direction of his nose. After her butt needs disinfecting, she relies on his talented tongu... 8773 views
Farting - Amber Cream Face Sits in Spandex on Bad Date 04:39

Farting - Amber Cream Face Sits in Spandex on Bad Date...

Amber Cream is beyond angry when her Internet date turns out to have lied about his height and dick size. She decides to exact revenge on behalf of herself and all the girls he has fucked over in the past. In sexy Spandex, sinister Amber takes a seat... 5670 views
Farting - Shae Spreadz Interviewed by Amber Cream for an Unconventional Job 04:35

Farting - Shae Spreadz Interviewed by Amber Cream for ...

The third phase of Amber Cream’s interview with job-seeking Shae Spreadz includes the ultimate in disgusting duties! Gassy Amber farts in Shae’s face and on her tongue, while a motivated Miss Spreadz rims the executive’s stinky black pucker wit... 5777 views
Farting POV - Amber Cream's Fart Toilet Paper 04:41

Farting POV - Amber Cream's Fart Toilet Paper

Good thing a mostly naked Amber Cream on the pot is such eye candy because listening to her vent about her day can be a bit daunting. As her boyfriend, you are obligated to lend an ear to her rants, but when she discovers you forgot to buy toilet pap... 4808 views
Farting - Horny Girlfriend POV With Sexy Shae Spreadz 04:38

Farting - Horny Girlfriend POV With Sexy Shae Spreadz

Hot and horny Shae Spreadz gets off on being a dirty girl, and one thing she enjoys is showering you with stench. You know your dirty girlfriend turns you on, so enjoy the close-up views of her chocolate pucker as she releases gassers in your directi... 5314 views
Farting - Shae Spreadz's Boyfriend as a Butt Plug 09:48

Farting - Shae Spreadz's Boyfriend as a Butt Plug

Sensational ebony starlet Shae Spreadz used some sort of outrageous app to turn her white boyfriend into a black butt plug! Over and over, she inserts him into her ass to induce loud farts, and this kinkster even licks the plug upon plucking it from ... 7305 views
Shae Spreadz Face Sitting and Farting in Short Shorts 04:11

Shae Spreadz Face Sitting and Farting in Short Shorts

Any man with a pulse gets a kick out of sexy Shae Spreadz’s ass, but when she’s sweaty after a workout, her fart slave experiences the downside of her black backside. In short shorts, Shae takes a seat on his face and passes farts out through the... 6088 views
Ebony Femdom - Shae Spreadz Receives a Fart and Foot Slave - Full Length Scene 08:51

Ebony Femdom - Shae Spreadz Receives a Fart and Foot S...

Spending money foolishly is not Shae Spreadz’s thing, and her most recent international purchase was a swing and a hit! This sexy ebony purchased a slave from China that works perfectly as it sucks out her farts and serves as this foot fetishist’... 6174 views
Giantess - Fart Olympics with Shae Spreadz 04:56

Giantess - Fart Olympics with Shae Spreadz

Ebony giantess Shae Spreadz is a tall drink of water with a stinky ass that is capable of blowing a micro man into oblivion with powerful gusts. She is hosting a kinky Fart Olympics, as she tests how well her assemblage of micro men can withstand bei... 4017 views
Mouth Fetish - Shae Spreadz's Fake Teeth 04:11

Mouth Fetish - Shae Spreadz's Fake Teeth

Playful Shae Spreadz wants to show you what she received in the mail! She has a full set of silly fake teeth, and she has a great time trying on these huge choppers! Once pretty Shae becomes a bit of an ugly duckling when she puts these awful fake te... 3306 views
Pregnancy Fetish - Worshipping Pregnant Amber Cream's Ass - Full Length Scene 12:44

Pregnancy Fetish - Worshipping Pregnant Amber Cream's ...

Pregnant Amber Cream is feeling especially gassy and expresses a series of foul farts before sitting on her guy’s face to have him sniff up her sweaty fart smells, then clean her dark pucker with his tongue. Purchase the full clip for a discount. I... 7127 views
Pregnancy Fetish - Amber Cream is Gassy 04:25

Pregnancy Fetish - Amber Cream is Gassy

A woman's body goes through so many changes while pregnant, it's beautiful to witness. Amber's womb is bursting full, and with all the extra food she's been eating lately, so is her ass. It's one pregnancy symptom the doctors forget to tell you abo... 3636 views
Pregnancy Fetish - Sniffing Pregnant Amber Cream's Sweaty Ass 04:11

Pregnancy Fetish - Sniffing Pregnant Amber Cream's Swe...

Pregnant ebony Amber Cream is hot in more ways than one! Her sweaty ass hole is extra warm and stinky after she was hit with a nasty bout of pregnancy gas. She has taken a seat on her kinkster boyfriend’s face to give him a serving of her extra sti... 5148 views
Throat Fetish - Amber Cream Sucking and Licking on Shae Spreadz 04:02

Throat Fetish - Amber Cream Sucking and Licking on Sha...

Stunning Shae Spreadz is not only hot, she is also one lucky lady! Her number one gal pal, Amber Cream, devoured Shae’s neck with sweet kisses, soft licking and passionate sucking. These beauties possess a palpable passion when sharing intimate mom... 8774 views
Throat Fetish - Shae Spreadz and Amber Cream's Throat Love - Full Length Scene 08:00

Throat Fetish - Shae Spreadz and Amber Cream's Throat ...

Just listen to those passionate pants! Amber Cream and Shae Spreadz take turns kissing, licking and sucking their beautiful necks, and their desire is unmistakable! No hotter black lesbians exist! Purchase the full clip for a discount. Includes the f... 9069 views
Throat Fetish - Shae Spreadz Licking and Sucking on Amber Cream 03:58

Throat Fetish - Shae Spreadz Licking and Sucking on Am...

Shae Spreadz is one hungry woman... fortunately Amber Cream has exactly the flavor she's craving. Long luscious licks and passionate sucks make Amber's eyes roll back in ecstasy. Will Shae devour Amber until she's all gone? These gorgeous black le... 6318 views
Toilet Slavery - Amber Cream Sitting on Her Bad Date's Face 04:25

Toilet Slavery - Amber Cream Sitting on Her Bad Date's...

Chew it up, baby. That’s what Amber Cream tells her bound toilet slave as she pushes her nasty butt offerings into his mouth. She has made him sniff and worship her ass, and for her fierce finale she makes him serve as her human toilet. This guy is... 5113 views
Foot Fetish - Licking Paris Marie's Sexy Feet 05:02

Foot Fetish - Licking Paris Marie's Sexy Feet

Paris Marie has a set of extremely sexy feet! I adore her toes and arches, and I am especially fond of the way she giggles when I lick and kiss her tootsies. She’s such a doll, and her toes are just so cute and stubby! I love the way those toes fit... 3637 views
Ass Fetish - Gamer Girl Risika Gaming, Farting and Masturbating - Full Length Scene 17:06

Ass Fetish - Gamer Girl Risika Gaming, Farting and Mas...

Gamer girl Risika is a kinky little thing, as evidenced by the dirty deeds she does while also playing video games. She fingers her ass, tastes and sniffs her fingers, and farts while masturbating! This dirty girl is so much fun to watch at play! Pur... 6092 views
Ass Licking Punishment with Interracial Step-Mom Shae Spreadz 04:07

Ass Licking Punishment with Interracial Step-Mom Shae ...

This hapless young man may have a thing for brown-eyed girls, but he’s not a fan of his black step-mom’s brown eye! When step-mommy Shae Spreadz is in the process of teaching him how to clean things properly and punishing him for not cleaning the... 5105 views
POV Face Sitting with Big-Booty BBW Bunny De La Cruz 05:15

POV Face Sitting with Big-Booty BBW Bunny De La Cruz

Big white booties beg to be admired, and wide asses do not come any sexier than Bunny De La Cruz’s thick, round offering. She’d love nothing more than to take a seat on your face as you crave a taste of her commanding ass pucker. Bunny begins wit... 5426 views
Toilet Slave Cleaning Shae Spreadz' Dirty Ass 04:00

Toilet Slave Cleaning Shae Spreadz' Dirty Ass

When Shae Spreadz gives a command, men respond favorably. When she needs a human toilet and some ass cleaning performed, she finds a chap willing to lick that black ass clean and accept whatever is still sneaking out of her brown eye. It’s such a f... 6744 views
Gamer Girl Risika Farts While Masturbating 04:06

Gamer Girl Risika Farts While Masturbating

Sexy gamer girl Risika found herself in the mood to pleasure her pussy, but sadly, she was gassy at the same time. This alluring trooper, donning designer red and black lingerie, was not derailed by her boisterous butt, however. She kept massaging he... 3490 views
Farting - Interracial Step-Mother Shae Spreadz Teaches Step-Son a Harsh Lesson 04:07

Farting - Interracial Step-Mother Shae Spreadz Teaches...

Licking step-mom Shae Spreadz between her ass cheeks is gross enough, but when she starts to fart, the task is made that much more daunting. Her unfortunate step-son is being taught a lesson in cleaning things with careful attention, and she has him ... 5941 views
Farting POV - Interracial Step-Mom Shae Spreadz' Jerk Off Instructions 04:31

Farting POV - Interracial Step-Mom Shae Spreadz' Jerk ...

When your white friends ask you what it’s like to have a black step-mom, you may want to leave this detail out of your narrative! Shae Spreadz runs a tight ship at home, and after you have let your new step-mommy down by not cleaning the kitchen, s... 4936 views
Farting - Shae Spreadz Locked Out of Her Bathroom 04:10

Farting - Shae Spreadz Locked Out of Her Bathroom

During a slow, painful saunter up the stairs, poor Shae Spreadz had to go to the bathroom so bad. She’s prairie-doggin’ it, and when she finally reaches the bathroom, her roomie is in there with the door locked! She needs to release her dump some... 6276 views
Interracial Taboo - Step-Mother Shae Spreadz Punishes Lazy Step-Son - Full Length Scene 18:28

Interracial Taboo - Step-Mother Shae Spreadz Punishes ...

There’s a new sheriff in town, in the form of sexy step-mom Shae Spreadz! She has taken it upon herself to teach her lazy step-son how to properly get things clean, including some of her personally filthy places! His taboo punishment is daunting, t... 7315 views
Toilet Fetish - Shae Spreadz Fingering Her Ass to Hold It In 03:08

Toilet Fetish - Shae Spreadz Fingering Her Ass to Hold...

Being locked out of the bathroom when one really has to go is one of the worst feelings in the world! Shae Spreadz found this out firsthand when she desperately pounded at the bathroom door when she needed to make a fast deposit before entirely soili... 5308 views
Anal - Tiny Ebony's Ass to Mouth Fingering and Sniffing 04:32

Anal - Tiny Ebony's Ass to Mouth Fingering and Sniffin...

Restless resident hottie Tiny Ebony wears provocative black lingerie while giving her ass a hearty rub. While sticking fingers into her stink, and bringing the soiled digits to her nose and mouth for sniffs and tastes, this hot black chick proves she... 5241 views
Ass Hole Fetish - Tiny Ebony's Slow-Motion Rubbing and Fingering 07:39

Ass Hole Fetish - Tiny Ebony's Slow-Motion Rubbing and...

Wow! Tiny Ebony is one kinky chick! Not only is anal masturbation her favorite means of arousing herself during solo play, this dame has recorded her latest session in sexy slow-motion to share her saucy antics in graphic detail! Watch her slender ch... 5066 views
Ass Hole Fetish - Tiny Ebony's Solo Playtime - Full Length Scene 12:09

Ass Hole Fetish - Tiny Ebony's Solo Playtime - Full Le...

When seductive Tiny Ebony sets herself up for solo self-pleasure, she opts to play with her ass hole and her pussy. Join her as she curiously probes her pucker in glorious slow-motion and tastes herself on her slender fingers! Purchase the full clip ... 6171 views
Ass Licking POV - Tiny Ebony Turns New Husband Into Fart Toilet Paper 03:33

Ass Licking POV - Tiny Ebony Turns New Husband Into Fa...

Remember when you told your new wife, Tiny Ebony, that you would do anything for her? Well, as soon as you say, “I do,” she has a torrid task for you, new hubby! She wants you to clean her ass while she farts. You don’t want her to soil her bea... 4576 views
Belly Fetish - Risika's Belly Button Fingering 05:20

Belly Fetish - Risika's Belly Button Fingering

Risika certainly wows with everything she does. This includes her simply lounging around while playing with her super cute belly button. Risika seems to adore the sensations associated with touching the tough skin and even bringing fingers to her nos... 4549 views
Giantess Tiny Ebony's Not-So-Tiny Farts 04:59

Giantess Tiny Ebony's Not-So-Tiny Farts

Don't mistake Tiny Ebony for a kind giantess! She is rather sinister when she wants to be, and when she tears into her army of micro-men, they are in for quite a serving of stink! She farts on the tiny fellows, and their minuscule bodies are covered ... 3581 views
Giantess - Tiny Ebony's Tiny Gangbang 05:17

Giantess - Tiny Ebony's Tiny Gangbang

Giantess Tiny is going to have some fun with the micro men she discovered in her living room. What a treat! She is absolutely tickled pink to have these eager little men treating her most sensitive body parts to some kinky play! She has the teeny, ti... 3575 views
Giantess - Tiny Ebony's Tiny Time - Full Length Scene 10:14

Giantess - Tiny Ebony's Tiny Time - Full Length Scene ...

What’s a horny giantess to do when she finds a swarm of micro-men on her floor? She has fun with them, of course! Tiny wants to have them play with her nipples and pussy before she blasts them with her obnoxious farts! Purchase the full clip for a ... 3687 views
Armpit Fetish - Interracial Step-Sister Tiny Ebony's Virgin Pit-Licking Brother 04:04

Armpit Fetish - Interracial Step-Sister Tiny Ebony's V...

Tiny Ebony’s white step-brother has never even seen a girl’s tits in person, so of course he’s going to do anything asked of him when he learns he has a shot with his hot black step-sister. Sinister sister Tiny Ebony makes him lick her sweaty a... 10633 views
Ass Sniffing - Virgin Brother Sniffing Interracial Step-Sister Tiny Ebony's Ass 04:08

Ass Sniffing - Virgin Brother Sniffing Interracial Ste...

Tiny Ebony has her virgin step-brother right where she wants him. He is going to do anything she says because she is dangling a carrot in front of his nose, in the form of hinting at the fact she might assist him in losing his virginity! For now, he ... 4669 views
Interracial Farting - Virgin Step-Brother Sniffs Tiny Ebony's Ass 04:16

Interracial Farting - Virgin Step-Brother Sniffs Tiny ...

Tiny Ebony’s white virgin step-brother is quite the pathetic specimen. He is so desperate to get some pussy, he’s doing whatever she tells him to do, no matter how disgusting! When Tiny has him stationed at her ass hole to sniff the sweaty stink,... 5400 views
Kissing - Risika and Tiny Ebony's Tasty Tongue-Sucking 03:57

Kissing - Risika and Tiny Ebony's Tasty Tongue-Sucking...

Yummy is the best word to describe gorgeous interracial lesbians Tiny Ebony and Risika. These babes are wearing stunning designer bras when the settle in on the sofa for a sexy kissing and tongue-sucking session. They are hot as hell and so hot for o... 4096 views
Smell Fetish POV - Tiny Ebony Sniffs Stinky Panties and Armpits 04:06

Smell Fetish POV - Tiny Ebony Sniffs Stinky Panties an...

Dirty Tiny Ebony is a bit sweaty and stinky, and she wants to inhale a few whiffs of her dirtiest places. After removing her stinky panties, she happily sniffs the cotton underthings, breathing in her signature pussy and ass scents. With the panties ... 5567 views
Family Taboo - Interracial Step-Sister Tiny Ebony's Virgin Brother Humiliation - Full Length Scene 12:22

Family Taboo - Interracial Step-Sister Tiny Ebony's Vi...

Somebody is desperate to get laid! Tiny Ebony’s virgin step-brother eagerly accepts her offer to show him her tits and pussy, and she even hints at the chance he might get laid for the very first time. For this reason, he does anything she says, in... 10876 views
Toilet Slavery - Risika's Human Toilet and Interracial Step-Sister, Tiny Ebony 04:18

Toilet Slavery - Risika's Human Toilet and Interracial...

There is a twisted sort of hazing happening at Risika’s house. Seems she is determined to take out her angst on her new black step-sister, Tiny Ebony. After farting in her direction, Risika fills Tiny in on what happens after one farts. They need a... 5311 views
Family Taboo - Interracial Step-Sisters' Ass Domination with Risika and Tiny Ebony - Full Length Scene 12:42

Family Taboo - Interracial Step-Sisters' Ass Dominatio...

What’s a girl gotta do to get her phone charger back? Poor Tiny Ebony has to do some disgusting deeds, per her step-sister’s instruction. Seems bratty sibling Risika intends to make her fill the role of biddable toilet slave or she will never see... 9316 views
Ass Fetish - Upskirt Voyeur With Verta 03:59

Ass Fetish - Upskirt Voyeur With Verta

Oh, Verta never disappoints, does she? Watch her at home, unaware that her perfect ass is being recorded up that designer skirt of hers. She’s hiding a black thong under there, but with this up close and personal footage, Verta keeps very few secre... 3077 views
Ass Sniffing - Pet Play with Ashley Luvbug 04:20

Ass Sniffing - Pet Play with Ashley Luvbug

Playful kitties are the most fun! Ashley Luvbug and I let our inner felines out to play, and play we did! Our purrs of delight showcase just how much fun we had when we sauntered around in our cat ears and tiny thongs, sniffing our kitty butts with a... 4668 views
Ass Sniffing and Pet Play - Kitty Butt Cleaning with Ashley Luvbug 04:11

Ass Sniffing and Pet Play - Kitty Butt Cleaning with A...

Ashley Luvbug and I are rather alluring and sylphlike in kitty form, aren’t we? After some playtime on the floor, we need to clean our cute kitty ass holes with our paws. Sexy kitties must stay clean! With our tiny thongs pulled safely out of the w... 4591 views
Face-Sitting POV - Ashley Luvbug Smothering Brother 03:47

Face-Sitting POV - Ashley Luvbug Smothering Brother

Be careful what you ask your big sister, Ashley Luvbug, for! When you want to play, and she does not, she will eventually give you some attention, but not the sort you were seeking. She is going to sit on your face, smother you with her farts, and ex... 4982 views
Farting POV - Dirty Panty Sniffer with Ashley Luvbug 04:29

Farting POV - Dirty Panty Sniffer with Ashley Luvbug

You dirty little boy! Sniffing Ashley Luvbug’s dirty panties is fun for you, huh? Well, what are you going to say when she catches you with her pair of sexy red undies? Yes, Ashely is going to take them away from you, but she’s also going to make... 4386 views
Farting POV - Ashley Luvbug's Bondage Date 03:39

Farting POV - Ashley Luvbug's Bondage Date

Why did you say on your dating profile that you were into bondage, if you were not really into the practice? Well, your lie made your date very angry, and Ashley Luvbug is bent on punishing you for the deception. With you bound and unable to escape, ... 4598 views
Farting POV with Your Gassy Sister Ashley Luvbug - Full Length Scene 07:51

Farting POV with Your Gassy Sister Ashley Luvbug - Ful...

So, you want some attention from your sexy step-sister, eh? Well, she’s into ass play, and she intends to have you sniff her farts, then smell her ass pucker after she has covered it in filth! Purchase the full clip for a discount. Includes the fol... 6689 views
Bathroom Desperation - Topless Verta Farting in Shiny Pants 05:06

Bathroom Desperation - Topless Verta Farting in Shiny ...

Topless Verta looks pretty hot in shiny Spandex pants, and she becomes literally hot when she has to use the bathroom, and her roomie is in the shower. Her ass is burning, and she’s genuinely groundhoggin’ it. Her rancid farts are awfully stinky ... 5430 views
Verta Farting in Stinky Shoes 04:39

Verta Farting in Stinky Shoes

Slender and sexy Verta is home from a long day, and she has been in her clunky shoes all day. These are a hot pair of kicks, but they smell foul. Per Verta’s logic, she might be able to mute the stench if she combats the bad smell with another foul... 3484 views
Farting - Verta's Punishment and Stinky Bathroom Trip - Full Length Scene 09:28

Farting - Verta's Punishment and Stinky Bathroom Trip ...

Verta found herself on the receiving end of punishment when I tied her up with rope after she jumped rope in the house yet again. When the urge to use the potty hit, she was expressing some hardcore gassers, but I toyed with her a bit before letting ... 7111 views
Foot Fetish and Pet Play - Cleaning Kitty Feet With Ashley Luvbug 04:17

Foot Fetish and Pet Play - Cleaning Kitty Feet With As...

After cleaning our kitty ass holes, Ashley Luvbug and I need to get our kitty paws dirt-free. Since we are such flexible kitties, we are able to lick our feet clean and pay special attention to our kitty tootsies. Once we have done an exceptionally t... 3619 views
Foot Fetish POV and JOI - Ashley Luvbug's Creepy Voyeur Step-Dad - Full Length Scene 09:56

Foot Fetish POV and JOI - Ashley Luvbug's Creepy Voyeu...

Sexy Ashley Luvbug returned home with sweaty feet and took off her heavy black boots and stinky socks, while you, her step-dad, watched her like a creeper. When she discovers you lurking, she is going to make you jerk off your micro dick to the site ... 4905 views
Foot Fetish - Voyeur Step-Dad Caught Watching Ashley Luvbug 03:26

Foot Fetish - Voyeur Step-Dad Caught Watching Ashley L...

Look at you spying on your step-daughter and her sexy feet! You like those sweaty feet after she slides out of her heavy black boots and stinky socks, don’t you?! You’d better keep quiet or this ebony teen will discover you lurking under the couc... 3790 views
Gender Transformation - Ashley Luvbug's First Oral Sex as a Female 04:43

Gender Transformation - Ashley Luvbug's First Oral Sex...

Unbeknownst to me, my buddy John suffered an odd gender transformation in his sleep. So when I meet his female form, I automatically assume the beauty before me is his new girlfriend. We become fast friends, and I confess I would love to sample the p... 3748 views